The Queendom of Luz de Luna is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lunar Queen Starburst with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.56 billion Luz de Lunans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicxulub Crater. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luz de Lunan economy, worth 199 trillion Stardusts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,620 Stardusts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luz de Luna's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Luz de Luna is ranked 115,367^th in the world and 1,970^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.54 kickbacks per hour.